There's only one subscription

There's only one subscription
plan here that I'm interested in
- It's the one where I get
to read all the books that
you will never - Ever even
begin to understand the correct
meanings of - that includes
all reference to anything that
remotely resembles a cornerstone
of truth about who is really in charge
and (not to mention, but I will), all
the times that's so important to
those concerned with proper belt
buckles and whirly-gigs caused
by everlasting non committal lesbian
lovers linked by Rental contracts
being verbose.