Extended warranty for

Extended warranty for
sale on freedom of speech
and press - Cost is $140,000
per congressman - $280,000
per senator - $865,000 per
Supreme Court Justice (sic)
and a cool $1,575,000 for
a current POTUS - If you
pay you get your way for
whatever it is that you
want to say - if you can't
afford our fees, perhaps
something on the order of
solitary confinement is in
your future.