oh you put me on the spot

oh you put me on the spot
(cue mister) I was out for
a walk (who me? what rot!)
when I came upon a child
of the universe (jes' lik' me')
and asked if I belonged
to the club - did I have any
rules about pre-ordained sex,
and were my teeth real or
not… I swear, there's just
no understanding once or twice...