Dastardly bastards aimed

Dastardly bastards aimed
at incorrigible dirigibles, amok
smoke in you pajamas and
llamas spit lazy while alpacas
wax poetic wit crazy - I have
always seen obscene and never
made a scene as mean so rest
my very best in a burgundy velvet
vest while I ponder cheap
glasses for expensive whiskey - my
second oldest vise to being humans
frisky - ADD or subtract, but
never detract.