So there I was salty

…So there I was salty

out on the road trying to

maKE a dollar out of

NINETY-NINE CENTS, when

in walks this bettie with

the sweetest damn toes

this side of Mt. Everest

- I says to my assistant,

Humble Auk, I says, "Humble,

Please pinch me 'cause I

surely must be dreaming

that is the, bar-None

greatest sweat on the

ankles I have ever

encountered during my

Time in this dimension.

Humble Auk just grunted

as usual and we proceeded

to displace the molecular

soda machine so it would

not harm the asterisks

backstage at the Golden

Empire Lounge during Z-m0s.___